filewood

Filewood is a wood so soft,that it bends downward,and is hard to find.it some times takes a professional to find it.

This jungle is full of every thing,I wonder if there's a filewood near.

by BigYankeeDoodle April 9, 2021

Throw firewood

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.

You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."

by Yodamane January 1, 2012

throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012

Firewooding

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus

by DickDickington September 8, 2017

firewood

Slang for weed.

"I got the firewood if you got the fireplace."

"Hey you guys know where I can get some firewood around here, I got a few chimneys to smoke out."

by Altoecko July 2, 2008

Nazi firewood

Refers to the Nazis burning Jews in ovens during WWII.

Sgt Schultz was cold, so he threw a couple more pieces of Nazi firewood in the oven.

by inbadtaste February 18, 2014

firewood

Uncommon slang word for Jews. Derived from the ovens used in the holocaust.

"Fucking firewood telling me what to do."

by Pniks October 1, 2005