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figment of existence by careless person October 28, 2023
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I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.
A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010
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