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When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.
Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.
Falking by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018
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It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.
"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"
It's a falkin by Themorderer December 24, 2021
Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.
falking by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007
verb:

1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.

2. To Stalk via Facebook

*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."

"You had sex with a chick from high school?"

"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
falking by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009
Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
falking by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007
val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"

igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"

val: "i know, i just cant help it"

igor: "hahaha"
falking by alfon pres-b May 28, 2010