fralking

Pronounced "fror-king"

The act of facebook stalking, often done without meaning too.

Patsy: "I was looking at a friends profile and noticed someone in one of there pictures I didn't know then BAM ten seconds later suddenly I was on their profile looking at a strangers photos of when they were ten"

Betty: "thats fralking for you"

fralking by serial-fralker October 30, 2010

Toothpaste Fracking 

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

Toothpaste Fracking by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

Fracking Mess 

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.

"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."

Fracking Mess by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

Farlking 

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

Farlking by TOTH May 26, 2013

Fracking 

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Fracking by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

fralinger 

fralinger (v) - to fuck up something routine.

You really fralingered that test.

fralinger by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006

anne franking 

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.

dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.

anne franking by trippysin December 31, 2011