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An individual who has been 'studying' at university far beyond the normal time it takes to become qualified. Fetheads will be seen to swap courses regularly because they're 'not sure what they want to do with their lives yet'. They tend to exhibit most of the stereo typical traits of under achieving students, such as poor diet, drug dependency, low stress threshold, and an affinity for 'Buddhism'. They can nearly always be identified by their unique stench, which is a mixture of body odour, incense and ammonia toilet cleaners. They frequently express the wish to 'sort their lives out' but lack the willpower or commitment to actually get off their arses and complete their course or get a job.

Derivation: from the words 'Fetid', meaning 'having an offensive odour' and word 'Feta', meaning 'a white semisoft cheese usually made of goat's or ewe's milk and often preserved in brine.'
"Hasn't that piece of shit fethead been studying sociology for like 6 years?"

"Get your own food you worthless fethead"
Fethead by Eliza Humplebottom December 16, 2005
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The main website related to ultimate team from the FIFA video games (FUT). Famous for its comment section on players used to discuss everything remotely related to football. The ultimate aim is to obtain as much karma (~upvotes) as possible by talking about things unrelated to football.
Frequent expressions:
gr8 banter m8
karmawhore

pacewhore
...
Nerd 1: What were you doing last night?
Nerd 2: Went karmawhoring on Futhead
futhead by EggFriedReus May 3, 2015
A male or female who is fitness enthusiast and encourages other people to become fit without being a snoot about it.
Kelly is a total fithead and loves to go to gym everyday.
fithead by NiceWorld May 12, 2016

California Fathead Parrot 

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.
the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

fatheaddy 

a mix of father and daddy
i love you fatheaddy
fatheaddy by ExpierdMilk March 17, 2022
Someone who thinks very highly of themselves, usually pertaining to a selfish attitude as well.
Koreans are all fatheads.

*jk I'm half Korean
fathead by Jay Bolen January 9, 2008

fatheads 

Slang for Nike Air Force One.
Timboes and a clean pair of fatheads(Air Force Ones) and I’m good.
fatheads by Layan December 4, 2007
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