A closer bond then best friends,'besties'. Someone who is always around, so it seems as though you're not a loner. This person should also depend on you, sort of like a parasite.
Eden and I have been festies ever since year nine.
by Tammy18 May 2, 2008
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Festy - noun. - middle english, 13th century.

1. A person who attends festivals and events and revels in the festive spirit of being with other like-minded individuals at fun gatherings.
2. A person addicted to going to festivals
3. A person who loves fun-filled gatherings of festive cheer
Elizabeth had traveled to all the food festivals in the tri-state area, she was a food festy who knew where the best dishes were being served.
by Jdbd89 December 5, 2013
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A generalised term for an apathetic westy who has no concerns over hygiene or neatness.
Person A: "Festy, your room is pretty rank!"
Festy: "Meh"
by LT GMan June 24, 2006
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When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.
I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss
by Wet Wilma August 9, 2011
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What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!
by Serial32 September 8, 2009
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A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".
by SassyJax01 February 8, 2012
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A Festi Bat is when a male partakes in the activity of masturbation during a music festival. Festivals are usually longer than one day although not necessarily so, as Festi Bats have been known to occur at one day festivals such as Stereosonic and Parklife.

Usually undertaken in the extreme heat of the middle of the day, the festi bat is a method of not only achieving a great deal of relief but also killing time until the point at which it becomes acceptable to once again recommence the alcohol and substance abuse that also occurred the previous day(s). Hence the Festi Bat is a valuable and multifaceted music festival tool.

The festi bat is a risky activity due to the fact that it takes place in close proximity to other festivalgoers, usually separated by only a thin piece of nylon, and would bring a great deal of embarrassment to the batsmen should he be caught or heard.

(NB: The Festi Bat is generally frowned upon by female festivalgoers and may decrease the chance of picking up that evening.)
Guy 1: Just had a festi bat, best decision I've ever made.

Guy 2: That is such a good idea, i'm going to go and have a festi bat now. Hopefully by the time I'm done we can start drinking alcohol again.
by knackerbags January 3, 2011
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