femster

a male hetero or homosexual who is characteristically effeminate in his grooming, fashion, gesture or temperament, generally suspected of being gay but indisputably male.

metrosexual

Singer David Bowie was a rock star femster.

Actor Ashton Kutcher is a modern day femster.

by Oxenhandler February 7, 2010

Mrs. Femster

A way to demean a regular gay person. Used in unprompted ways, should be a slur.

Person 1: Did you read the chapter?
Person 2: No, I don't got time for all that.

Person 1: OKAYYY MRS. FEMSTER

by Am I Bi? January 17, 2025

Festerpool

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.

A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.

by MattMuz September 22, 2020

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Festerius

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.

Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?

by Festerius October 2, 2003

festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

by J-Fizz August 27, 2005

festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019