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Female Goatee

When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.
I went down on Megan last night, but man I got hair in my mouth from her female goatee.

femalegating 

the act of a woman driving at high speed while applying cosmetics, specifically when she is so close to the vehicle ahead that its driver can discern the specifics (e.g., brand name and color) of said cosmetics by simply reading them off their packaging (backwards, of course) as seen from their reflection in his or her rear view mirror. (A portmanteau of "female" an "tailgating.")
Damn near got run over this morning by a chick putting on mascara from behind the wheel. She was so close I could see it was Cover Girl Lashblast Fusion, in a big-ass purble bottle. Bitch was femalegating!!!
femalegating by Octopus Knight October 5, 2016
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026