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Every Female on Facebook 

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook
Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.

Facebook female ho 

Signs of a facebook female ho:

-Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile.
-Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up.
-Talks to every unknown guy!
-Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her.
-She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life.
-She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook.
-Deletes any post from girls off her facebook.
-Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention.
IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy
Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..

If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho!

If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho.

Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out.
Facebook female ho by The noticer! December 31, 2011

femaleficent 

Femaleficent! Causing growth and creation by superNatural means.
She was renowned for Her femaleficent influence.
femaleficent by tonishowponi October 3, 2019

femaleficent 

Femaleficent! Causing growth and creation by superNatural means.
She was renowned for her femaleficent nature.
femaleficent by tonishowponi October 3, 2019

femaleficent 

Femaleficent! Causing growth and creation by superNatural means.
She was renowned for her femaleficent nature.
femaleficent by tonishowponi October 3, 2019
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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