Possible Etymology: Having attended an elegant BSO concert the day before, the felicitous R Carroll hit upon the phrase while attempting to describe to his friends an experience enabled by Twitter.
Fellatiostomy is the act of fellatio provided by a person who has a tracheostomy. The benefit of a fellatiostomy is that the "giver" does not ever need to stop to breath. The danger is associated with "ball-valving" where the scrotum intermittently obstructs the tracheostomy causing suffocation.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)