Definitions by Gigglefart

fellatiostomy 

Fellatiostomy is the act of fellatio provided by a person who has a tracheostomy. The benefit of a fellatiostomy is that the "giver" does not ever need to stop to breath. The danger is associated with "ball-valving" where the scrotum intermittently obstructs the tracheostomy causing suffocation.

I had the best BJ last night because the chick had a fellatiostomy!

fellatiostomy by Gigglefart November 22, 2013

leglessophobia 

Fear of any type of living animal without legs. This can include snakes, worms, and even paraplegics.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I CAN'T GO TO THE SNAKE EXHIBIT!! I SUFFER FROM LEGLESSOPHOBIA!!!!

leglessophobia by gigglefart October 25, 2011