The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
by Elvo June 26, 2007
A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
by rocketride July 20, 2008
boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
by kathydumper August 25, 2009
by Samir Patric June 09, 2006
Noun
1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
by billebllunt May 09, 2014
Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010