feana

A Feana is someone who doesn't talk to a lot of people and pretty much does nothing except get high off drugs

Yo that dude is a total feana he does nothing except drugs

by Stoned Shaggy April 7, 2019

map fanatic

Someone who loves maps excessively; they have tons of them in their home.

I'm a Bigtime map fanatic & have so very many maps in my house & love them all. Maps of the Constellations, globe, world maps, atlases, state maps, local maps.

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

fanapple

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

by arb January 17, 2013

Feamap

A commonly word used by KSI and Behzinga meaning vagina

Can i see your feamap kellie?

by Feamap April 22, 2019

fanalysis

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

fanasco

A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.

After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.

by champagne stealer January 17, 2020

Feanian

A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.

1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!

2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.

by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010