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Franartha
the sexiest mama you've ever seen godDAMN she sexy and quirky and she's addicted to children's viagra and kills mike pence btw go read our hot sexy fanfic "Forbidden Gay Giant Six Foot Baby Love Bad Boy x Good Boy WARNING LOTS OF SEX NSFW NSFW NSFW" by the hottest bitches on the block except franartha we can't compare to her she's so sexy damn is she single yes but she's talking to jermifah he be packin dat HEAT doe i heard he's 18 inches long but anyways franartha is the sexiest mama and she's got killer bangs and a hot bod you've never seen a bod like this you could cut glass on her curves she can fit through a keyhole she is KEY SHAPED skinny legend her hips and waist and body are all the same width and she's got square titties and a split dye cuz she's quirky and tiktok famous and she put a shranos (shrek x thanos) sex tape on tiktok and it went viral she SEXY doe
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Franartha be lookin HOT today." "yeah look at them square biddies doe id like to get into those perfectly rectangular pants"
Franartha by shranosforlife March 3, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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