fb’s 

Fuckboys (plural of fb)
A MALE WHO -
• shows interest in several girls at once
• messes with your feelings
• leads you on

If either of them messes with your feelings, I’m killing those fb’s!

fb’s by TheSlangGeek October 4, 2017

DH'n my FB's 

Dry humping my fun bags

If you can't believe what you just heard. "you gotta be DH'n my FB's "

DH'n my FB's by BK aka BK December 17, 2006

FB Stalker 

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.

How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.

FB Stalker by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011

FB sack 

When you have balls the size of church bells to post something on Facebook that will literally piss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result.

Mich: OMG did you see Phil's post on Facebook? He literally said no wonder we are a country full of P's responding to all the democrats crying that Hillary lost to Trump. Now that's FB sack!
Pills: STD standard

FB sack by 1337c0d3d00d November 11, 2016

F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome) 

When a heavier woman acts in ways that aren't normal or positive to garner any attention she can from others.

"Last night Bertha was starting so much drama because she wanted Rick to notice her and she wanted to keep his attention off of the better looking girls. That hooker has serious F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)."

F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome) by brewcityboy May 1, 2012

fb shuffle 

Finding out you're single on fb because you're brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to "single"

Did you hear about bob's gf kayla? She did the fb shuffle and now he's all torn up.

Yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.

I didn't feel like hearing her bitch and cry, so I did the old fb shuffle.

fb shuffle by mandakorr March 25, 2011