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Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell 

The upcoming, sure to be bestselling book to be published by the young man who has clearly spent some quality time with the Fallwells.
Of course I will be reading myself to sleep for awhile with “Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell,” it’s sure to be a good wet-read.
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Weston Favell Academy 

A chavy school located in the grotty depths of northampton. For years you shall go to the school, which reminds me very much of a prison, to endure 6 long hours of torture. The teachers are shit and shove utter crap down your throat, and the only shitting thing they care about is your attendance.

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do you want to go to a school that only cares about your attendance and doesn't give you science teachers? yes? well this school is the one for you!

Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!

If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.

If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.

Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.

Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy

today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick

Fatellite 

A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.
"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."
Fatellite by leadbitch July 31, 2009

Jerry Falwell 

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.
Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?
Jerry Falwell by Bob L July 3, 2003
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Do not upset Farell for once you lose him you will regret it and will miss him deeply. Farell will always put his friends first no matter what and he may say that he doesn't care about others judgement but deep down he really does and tries to please as many people as he can; he's so caring and will stop at nothing just to see you smile. The one thing he wishes of life is to hear someone laugh at his "dumb" jokes. His smile will make your day and you wouldn't ever wanna leave his side.
Farell is the love of my life and I was stupid enough to lose him.
Farell by ~Just a girl with a heart~ November 16, 2017

Jerry Falwell 

A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!
Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.
Jerry Falwell by Mamao April 4, 2004