fauxtogenic

Someone who looks better in pictures

Rachelle is so fauxtogenic. She looked good in pictures, but when I saw her in person I didn't even recognize her.

fauxtogenic by BeachHouse October 29, 2010

fatogenic 

That feeling that you are much fatter in photos than in reality.

Look at this picture of Vince. He doesn't look that fat in real life, he is so fatogenic.

fatogenic by El Barrel December 31, 2016

Fartogenics 

An potential emergency medicine technique that uses hydrogen sulfide gas (H2S) to attenuate the negative consequences of oxygen starvation, thereby extending rescue response survival times.

"Fart on his face, he's not breathing - fartogenics could be his only chance to live!"

Fartogenics by nnss2 October 15, 2009

Fauxtonic relationship 

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

Fauxtonic relationship by Ldkings March 29, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022