faux bisexual
A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.
faux bisexual by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
faux bisexual
Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.
FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.
Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.
SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".
bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.
homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.
heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.
example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.
KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.
FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.
Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.
SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".
bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.
homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.
heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.
example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.
KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.
There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.
faux bisexual by Caite_Bug January 15, 2005
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012