A fat Hispanic women, usually with eight or nine kids, drive really slowly in traffic or blocks an aisle at Wal-Mart with her huge ass and gang of children. Should be used as a single word, so that it almost sounds like the name of a Russian Astronaut.
That fucking fatspicbitch just cut me off in traffic.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.