fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020

fartmitzvah

A fartmitzvah is a special time when a person is extraordinarily gassy and is just farting up a storm, so much so it almost feels like a celebration in that the farter is not holding back.

Geezus Christ Mike , Anna had some of your left over chili last night, and an hour later, it was like somebody threw a fartmitzvah for
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.

by Torbert March 27, 2021