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fat faggot 

A person who for whatever reason sucks completely and utterly.
"Kevin is a fat faggot."
fat faggot by goingfarok May 16, 2009

Fat faggot 

A gay man with an external locus of control who accepts no responsibility for his own inaction, poor diet, and lack of social skills resulting in obesity and a persecution complex.
John: Man, Keith was whining about how his back hurts again.
Steve: Well, we told him to diet and get some exercise but all he did was make excuses.
John: Yeah, he's such a fat faggot.
Fat faggot by Coptic Kaskuh October 13, 2022

Fat Faggot Treat 

What a cinnabon should be called. Each comes with it's own cup of piping hot cum. Coined by stand-up comedian Louis C.K.
Yeah, give me a Fat Faggot Treat please...Yes with the hot cum! What, do you think I have integrity? I'm getting a cinnabon right now...at the airport...that I arrived at! I could go home and eat real food, but I'm getting a fuckin' cinnabon, an old one too! How long have you had these laying out?
Fat Faggot Treat by nickreaper June 16, 2012

Fat Faggot Treat 

A term coined by Louis CK as an alternative to "Cinnabon"
"I'm going to the food court, do you want anything?"

"Yeah, I'll have a fat faggot treat."

"Do you want the hot jizz on it?"

"Of course I want the hot jizz!"
Fat Faggot Treat by bluffalo1 February 14, 2012

Short Fat Faggot 

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)
Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!
Short Fat Faggot by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009

Fat Ginger Faggot 

This is the derogatory way to descrbe Ben Clay. He meets all of these criteria but he prefers the term horizontally challeneged, strawberry blonde person of homosexual orientation.
I know this fag, he happens to be a heffer and be a guare. I am going to call him fat ginger faggot.
Fat Ginger Faggot by marvin December 22, 2004
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