fat con 

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.

fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"

fat con by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016

Fat controller 

A very cross man who controls creepy trains with faces.

“The Fat Controller was very cross.”

“Rubbish!” He shouted.

Fat controller by p33_p33_69 October 24, 2019

Fat Convoy 

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.

I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.

Fat Convoy by masonthekiller March 9, 2011

RU Hungry Fat Condom

The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.

1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.

RU Hungry Fat Condom by masterdddd September 12, 2017

fat cont 

A fat cont is a fat man with a vagina

Wow that homosexual is such a fat cont

"Gary stop being such a fat cont"

fat cont by lilByrOn January 27, 2018

Fat controller 

A man who spanks men

Your such a fat controller

Fat controller by Hayden moooreee April 10, 2018

Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

Fat Concert by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014