Definitions by masonthekiller

Muddy Ouroboros 

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

Muddy Ouroboros by masonthekiller July 30, 2011

Toilet Roulette 

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

Toilet Roulette by masonthekiller May 7, 2011

Fat Convoy 

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.

I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.

Fat Convoy by masonthekiller March 9, 2011