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fat female.

an absolute mess of a human being. fat females. usually eating chocolates or take-aways and then squeezing into a skin tight dress on a night out. Looks disgusting. Heavy breathing when she dances because she's out of breath. Usually wears a size 14-22. Also used in games like 'pull the bull' on a night out.
see that whale on the dance floor in a skirt? that is a fat female.
fat female. by Essexisme January 6, 2012
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fat female whale 

She is the dirt of all women, the bad part of female society, the definition of fat, and why women go puking their meals out and dieting: to not become an atrocious beast with 4 layers of fat and a belly like a fucking solar system.
Emily Newman is a fat female whale. She is so fucking fat, it's sickening to look at.
fat female whale by Ye Yuhhh December 13, 2013
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