Essexisme's definitions

hanging mess

Hanging mess is a way to describe someone who looks very ugly. This term is usually used in South Wales, Merthyr Tydfil. It can also be used to describe what you look like with a hangover.

Pretty Girl: (looks at an ugly girl and says) That girl is a hanging mess.

After a hangover...
Boy: How are you?
Boy2: I'm a hanging mess

by Essexisme January 28, 2012

fat female.

an absolute mess of a human being. fat females. usually eating chocolates or take-aways and then squeezing into a skin tight dress on a night out. Looks disgusting. Heavy breathing when she dances because she's out of breath. Usually wears a size 14-22. Also used in games like 'pull the bull' on a night out.

see that whale on the dance floor in a skirt? that is a fat female.

by Essexisme January 6, 2012