fartwhiggle 

The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.

cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long.

that fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain

fartwhiggle by smexy poop November 8, 2007

Fartwhistle Brown 

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.

Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"

Fartwhistle Brown by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011

fartwiggler 

a person who can wiggle their farts as they come out

Jason is such a fartwiggler

fartwiggler by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

Fartgiggler 

One who finds humor in base bodily actions.

As Lady Atri was demonstrating a dead-lift at her gym, the sound and odour rang out for all to bare witness to. The rest of the gym went silent except for the snorts and chuckles of Juicy on a time out in the corner. She as everyone knows , is a world renown Fartgiggler.

Fartgiggler by freudianslip69 November 4, 2024