fartkid

Someone who is punched for threatening to tell the teacher on someone for farting

Matt is a total fartkid cuz he told on crhris fried rice

by Die_slowly666 June 14, 2023

Fartridge

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.

Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?

by surfer91919 January 28, 2021

Fartridge

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.

"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)

by Parp. September 8, 2009

Fortkid

A rear disorder that makes children play fortnite, to the point where they cant live a life

Fortkid are very g@y

by VincentWho July 25, 2018

i fartid

i shitid my sellf

ooooo my ass hole the word hartis i fartid

by ooo shit November 12, 2021

fartoid

the alien sound and pungent odor that comes from one's rear end when gas is released.

"Wow, what a fartoid! You stank so bad, and it sounded like a squeakin' machine gun."

by alfeef April 6, 2010

fatkid

the craziest ghetto trash white boy to ever live in the Park Lane Projects. President and founder of Fatkids Inc.
F.K.I. you know me so dont hate me

you better watch ya mouth, cause fatkid will fuck ya up

by project fatkid May 9, 2005