The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.

Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?

Fartridge by surfer91919 January 28, 2021

Related Words

fartkid • Fartridge • fartoid • Fortkid • fortkidedeasesioses • i fartid • Fat Kid • Fart kiss • fat kid syndrome • fat kid jude

Fartridge

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.

"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)

Fartridge by Parp. September 8, 2009

Fortkid

A rear disorder that makes children play fortnite, to the point where they cant live a life

Fortkid are very g@y

Fortkid by VincentWho July 25, 2018

i fartid

i shitid my sellf

ooooo my ass hole the word hartis i fartid

i fartid by ooo shit November 12, 2021

fartoid

the alien sound and pungent odor that comes from one's rear end when gas is released.

"Wow, what a fartoid! You stank so bad, and it sounded like a squeakin' machine gun."

fartoid by alfeef April 6, 2010

fatkid

the craziest ghetto trash white boy to ever live in the Park Lane Projects. President and founder of Fatkids Inc.
F.K.I. you know me so dont hate me

you better watch ya mouth, cause fatkid will fuck ya up

fatkid by project fatkid May 9, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026