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Fartridge 

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.
Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?
Fartridge by surfer91919 January 28, 2021
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Fartridge 

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.
"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)
Fartridge by Parp. September 8, 2009
A rear disorder that makes children play fortnite, to the point where they cant live a life
Fortkid are very g@y
Fortkid by VincentWho July 25, 2018

i fartid 

i shitid my sellf
ooooo my ass hole the word hartis i fartid
i fartid by ooo shit November 12, 2021
the alien sound and pungent odor that comes from one's rear end when gas is released.
"Wow, what a fartoid! You stank so bad, and it sounded like a squeakin' machine gun."
fartoid by alfeef April 6, 2010
the craziest ghetto trash white boy to ever live in the Park Lane Projects. President and founder of Fatkids Inc.
F.K.I. you know me so dont hate me
you better watch ya mouth, cause fatkid will fuck ya up
fatkid by project fatkid May 9, 2005