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Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018

Fartatouille 

1. A room with an abundance of farts.
2. Rat farts (fart+ ratatouille= fartatouille).
3. A food that has been farted into, especially ratatouille.
1. That guy had major gas, so that office cubicle is a fartatouille to be avoided at all costs.
2. Today, I heard a fartatouille- before I heard it, I never thought rats could really fart.
3. Don't eat that chocolate cake; that lady gassed on it, which made it brown. It's a real fartatouille.
Fartatouille by definetime April 24, 2011

Fartosis of the Louvre 

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

fartosis 

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
fartosis by three-m January 13, 2010

fartabolism 

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence
Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”
fartabolism by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022

Fagatosis 

Fagatosis, is disease gay people have. Will most likly turn you gay or if already gay than evan more gay
My ex boyfriend got a little to close tohenry and got fagatosis.
Fagatosis by jooby : ) May 12, 2009