fart bugle 

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

fart bugle by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

bugle fart 

When one expels gas with such force that a musical tone much like that of a bugle blast results.

Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.

bugle fart by thejimparker November 18, 2016

fartnuglet 

a word you use to call someone an asshole for stealing your something important.

That fartnuglet stole my car!

fartnuglet by master_Twix69 December 7, 2009

fartburgler 

one who steels farts from another

Give it back you fartburgler!

fartburgler by tr January 11, 2005