fart boxer
fart boxer by Dilsnicks inferno March 4, 2018
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Fart Boner
A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.
"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."
"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
Fart Boner by Jake Adams November 7, 2007
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fart-boxers
A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
fart-boxers by tycali February 1, 2013
Boner Fart
During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.
Boner Fart by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013
boner fart
When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.
While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.
boner fart by ronchx October 24, 2009
boner fart
boner fart by slap happy rice October 24, 2007
Boner fart stinky poopoo
The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo
Mael- and did it work ?
Axel- of course not.
Mael- what a loser
Mael- and did it work ?
Axel- of course not.
Mael- what a loser
Boner fart stinky poopoo by Tiger master January 6, 2023
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