fart baloon 

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.

Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.

fart baloon by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

Fart baloon III 

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

Fart baloon III by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

fart baloon II 

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

fart baloon II by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

balloon fart 

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

balloon fart by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart 

when you fart and it sounds like a slowly deflating balloon

When trying to be discrete in class, Nadya Chu tried to let out silent fart, but let out a balloon fart instead.

balloon fart by pixellen June 19, 2016

egg balloon fart

it means when you fart it smells like an egg and makes you feel as if you want to take of like a balloon. The phrase was radomley made up by me when my man farted and it smelt like an egg and he said i nearly took of like a hot air balloon a bit random i know but very funny

its when you to a huge stinking fart when you are bloated this is when a egg balloon fart occurs or you done a "egg balloon fart" you stinking bastard

egg balloon fart by orange woman July 3, 2009

fartballoon 

A big massive disgusting fart

Who made a fartballoon

fartballoon by Bubbleydoosh September 28, 2021