farklis

when somebody makes a small fart noise when the kiss.

dude i was so embarresed I think I made a farklis.

by dfefdf July 16, 2016

Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

Farkling

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

farkleshnart

Your Group of homies, cool people, or friend group

Isaac and Praska we’re chilling with their farkleshnart

by Figsss November 6, 2019

Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

Fartlish

Fartlish is the language that our ass speaks.

"put more Fartlish on the ball"

by Micturition May 14, 2018

farklesnatch

The act of putting dice in her snatch and turning her upside down. After a vigorous shake you dump her out and see what you've rolled. If you get all of the same number you yell 'Farkle!'

Have you heard about that new party game for couples, Farklesnatch? It's like yahtzee for adults.

by DonJuan69 July 1, 2020