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Mrs Farlie
Mrs Farlie is the depute head of a catholic school, known to be the whore of Mr Phee, she sits in his office a lot, moaning for his 'holey blessing'. If seen, do not confront and instead ignore the loud moans on behalf of your sanitu.
Mrs Farlie by Dr Anonycunt March 13, 2019
do a Fergie
Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:
Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.
I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.
I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.
I was in the pool and did a Fergie.
I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.
I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.
I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.
I was in the pool and did a Fergie.
I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022
Fargle
Fargle by Mr sir kats January 2, 2019
Fergie's Watch
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.
Fergie's Watch by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010
Homework faries
Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.
Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"
Homework faries by Hippo May 20, 2004
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ulzzang
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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