fargie
While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.
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Mrs Farlie
Mrs Farlie is the depute head of a catholic school, known to be the whore of Mr Phee, she sits in his office a lot, moaning for his 'holey blessing'. If seen, do not confront and instead ignore the loud moans on behalf of your sanitu.
Mrs Farlie by Dr Anonycunt March 13, 2019
do a Fergie
Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:
Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.
I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.
I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.
I was in the pool and did a Fergie.
I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.
I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.
I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.
I was in the pool and did a Fergie.
I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022
Fergie's Watch
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.
Fergie's Watch by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010
Homework faries
Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.
Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"
Homework faries by Hippo May 20, 2004