fap o'clock Share definition Flag The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates. "Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock" fap o'clock by Reptilious July 3, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the fap o'clock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch