FAPOS

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FAPOS is a term for a "Fat Ass Piece Of Shit". FAPOS are a everyday common occurrence. The quickest way to spot a FAPOS is with a quick ocular patdown of the individual's midsection, if it is paunchy, then you have spotted a FAPOS.

"Hey look at that FAPOS over there devouring cheeseburgers."
"Pat has been laying on the couch eating junk food all day, what a FAPOS."
"Anthony, sluggish off gargantuous proportion of goat meat, could barely make it home before succumbing to a deep slumber ."

FAPOS by wosh.0 September 6, 2016

Words you can keep

Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.

Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?

Fapsbook by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

Related Words

FAPOS • faposaurus • FAPOSWBT • Fapoon • Fagosaurus • fagosaurus rex • fapist • fappster • fagoso • Fapochino

Fapsfadat

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.

Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!

Fapsfadat by skrong neck November 14, 2012

Fapstack

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

Fapoosh

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

Faps Per Second (FPS) by dave baxter May 16, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026