FAPOS

FAPOS is a term for a "Fat Ass Piece Of Shit". FAPOS are a everyday common occurrence. The quickest way to spot a FAPOS is with a quick ocular patdown of the individual's midsection, if it is paunchy, then you have spotted a FAPOS.

"Hey look at that FAPOS over there devouring cheeseburgers."
"Pat has been laying on the couch eating junk food all day, what a FAPOS."
"Anthony, sluggish off gargantuous proportion of goat meat, could barely make it home before succumbing to a deep slumber ."

FAPOS by wosh.0 September 6, 2016

Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.

Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?

Fapsbook by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

Fapsfadat 

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.

Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!

Fapsfadat by skrong neck November 14, 2012

Fapstack 

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

Fapsock 

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

Faps Per Second (FPS) by dave baxter May 16, 2009