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fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").
Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.
by JakobTTx January 28, 2010
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fap flap

Another word for the Magnetic Cover of the New iPad2.

The cover protects the screen during fapping.
"Dude, gruwesome."
"Fortunately only on my fap flap and not on the screen
by PIT5657 August 25, 2011
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Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
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flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.
Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."
by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014
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Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
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