fantasy football fan

a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team

Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan

by esquiggly mcgiggles January 17, 2010

fantasy football

Dungeons and Dragons for meatheads.

Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League).

by BaldBull December 15, 2008

Fantasy Football

Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.

Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.

by Lebanation May 22, 2016

Fantasy Football Dictator

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.

The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.

by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009

fantasy football

A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.

Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football

by JSchlong October 3, 2010

Fantasy Football

A game that will drive you completely insane.
Turned me into a Cleveland Brown's fan.
Made me cheer for kickers.
Makes me spend 9 hours on NFL.com's Gamecast every Sunday
The reason the NFL is the number one sport in this country.

"Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions."

"Alright, so Torry Holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there's 10 points, but I have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy I'm playing has Jeff Wilkins."

"Screw Fantasy Football, I'm not playing next year."

by Sciacca January 6, 2008

Fantasy Football

Football for people who are too old to play.

Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL"

by MonsieurSchnitzelKrump January 15, 2009