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fannybandit

one who steals random womens asses and takes them home to use as pillows and/or a sex toys. the blood acts as a lube
guy: are those butt sculptures on your bed? wtf!
other guy: oh, theyre not sculptures, im a fannybandit
guy: ...
fannybandit by axeman99 March 22, 2011

fanny bandit 

word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear.....
Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.

Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'
fanny bandit by TheRiscGroup October 10, 2005

fannybandits 

Referring to Homosexuals
Announcer: "On the left of the ship, you can see a bunch of homosexuals. A la isquierda del barco pueden ver unos, 'fannybandits'". --Family Guy
fannybandits by Richalex May 11, 2006

Fanny bandit 

This kids such a Fanny bandit

fanny bandit 

Those two guys in the corner are a couple of fanny bandits.
fanny bandit by xavious December 31, 2011

Frugle Fanny Bandit 

An elderly bandit who loves stealing shit, and cheesecake
"Did you hear the Frugle Fanny Bandit robbed that bitch Nina?"