fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.

Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.

by C February 24, 2004

Fanny Wank

Having sex with a woman who is letting you do it but not really committing to the moment.

Shagging a girl who whilst is a willing partner would rather you just finished quickly.

Your mate "So you were making the beast with 2 backs with Tracey last night?"
You "She wasn't really that horny so I just got a fanny wank, farted then went to sleep"

by Pipmiester June 7, 2010

Fancy Wanking

The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.

My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.

by Kaeryn Sinst February 14, 2012

pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

fanny wank

Using large womans overhanging beefskins, wrapping them round your cock whilst thrusting wildly with no penetration

I couldnt find the hole through the flab, I think Jenny gave me a fanny wank!

by MarCris January 13, 2008

fanny wank

when a woman masturbates or is masturbated

Matt fanny wanked his girlfriend instead of having sex

by jesscherry February 28, 2009

FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005