a fan that tries to act like they are a manager by attempting to book the performer for an appearance somewhere
Fan: Hey, you guys are awesome! You should totally play this sucky little dive in the middle of nowhere where only myself and a few other drunks go to hang out. I think they have an opening next Saturday, you should be there!
Performer: What, now you're my fanager!
Fanager (fake manager)- that one person at your work place that acts as if they are in charge when they hold just as much power as you. A fanager is annoying and rude. They believe they are always right and act like you are less than. They will tell you what to do, where to be, and how to work when you know exactly how to do the job.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.