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Fire Fan Bag 

A game started by guys involving 1) alcohol, 2) boredom, 3) plastic grocery bag, 4) ceiling fan, 5) lighter fluid, and 6) a golf club.

To play, place plastic bag on end of golf club, and turn ceiling fan on. Spray lighter fluid onto plastic bag, and light on fire. Throw bag into fan via golf club, and enjoy fire streaking through air in a circular manner. Laugh as necessary. (Note: If bag falls onto carpet, hopefully you are wearing shoes to put out fire, or else you will not get your apartment deposit back.)

Said game originated circa 2007 in an apartment in Scottsdale, AZ, by drunk men with seemingly little common sense.
"It looks like we have a few minutes to waste before we go to the bars and attempt to pick up chicks... let's play fire fan bag!"
Fire Fan Bag by mhackett7 October 10, 2007

wings of fire #1 fan 

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wings of fire #1 fan
wings of fire #1 fan by isuc February 23, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026