familycam

The camera that records your living area.

I can see you on the familycam...

by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 28, 2020

familywatchdog.us

A website which allows you to see just how many piece of shit low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.

Mom: Honey, I was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and I found out that nice old Mr. Jones next door actually likes to fondle children.

Dad: Is that why he was so adamant about having Johnny over for popcicles?

by rrock January 6, 2009

Familam

A word sometimes replaced for "Fam" or spelt differently from "famalam" when describing "your peoples" or acquaintances on the street. Specific spelling started in the North East Of England.

Yo whats happening familam

by Ruff57 February 16, 2015

familyjacked

When a social network user posts something they find interesting/funny/etc with the intent to share it with friends, then all of their family comment on it instead, thus ruining the post.

"I posted this crazy youtube video on facebook.. but all my aunts familyjacked it.. damn"

by neonarcade May 23, 2013

FAMILYCAP

Extent to which you are disadvantaged by the embarrassing behaviour of close family members. A good time to assess your familycap is at large gatherings such as weddings, baptisms and funerals.

“Hey Karen, nice to see you, it's been such a……oh my God!...isn’t that your brother Brian changing his toddler’s crappy nappy on the wedding cake table? What a familycap!"

by Cornelius Button April 6, 2008

Familyism

When a company only hires family or family friends

Do it best is familyism

by RelentlessGamin April 19, 2017

familymanchilde

familymanchilde is the best genshin impact tiktok person! they are so kind and they carry the genshin fandom omg (their also a minor and go by they/them so pls remember that)

i love familymanchilde, they have such amazing cosplays and have so many characters on genshin impact.

by bleeeeeeeeeeeeep December 1, 2021