Mom: Honey, I was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and I found out that nice old Mr. Jones next door actually likes to fondle children.

Dad: Is that why he was so adamant about having Johnny over for popcicles?

familywatchdog.us by rrock January 6, 2009

Related Words

familycam • FAMILYCAP • family cactus • family game night • Family Gamer • family ram • Family Ram Friday • fat-family.com • Familam • Familyism

Familam

A word sometimes replaced for "Fam" or spelt differently from "famalam" when describing "your peoples" or acquaintances on the street. Specific spelling started in the North East Of England.

Yo whats happening familam

Familam by Ruff57 February 16, 2015

familyjacked

When a social network user posts something they find interesting/funny/etc with the intent to share it with friends, then all of their family comment on it instead, thus ruining the post.

"I posted this crazy youtube video on facebook.. but all my aunts familyjacked it.. damn"

familyjacked by neonarcade May 23, 2013

FAMILYCAP

Extent to which you are disadvantaged by the embarrassing behaviour of close family members. A good time to assess your familycap is at large gatherings such as weddings, baptisms and funerals.

“Hey Karen, nice to see you, it's been such a……oh my God!...isn’t that your brother Brian changing his toddler’s crappy nappy on the wedding cake table? What a familycap!"

FAMILYCAP by Cornelius Button April 6, 2008

Familyism

When a company only hires family or family friends

Do it best is familyism

Familyism by RelentlessGamin April 19, 2017

familymanchilde

familymanchilde is the best genshin impact tiktok person! they are so kind and they carry the genshin fandom omg (their also a minor and go by they/them so pls remember that)

i love familymanchilde, they have such amazing cosplays and have so many characters on genshin impact.

familymanchilde by bleeeeeeeeeeeeep December 1, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026