FAMILYCAP

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Extent to which you are disadvantaged by the embarrassing behaviour of close family members. A good time to assess your familycap is at large gatherings such as weddings, baptisms and funerals.

“Hey Karen, nice to see you, it's been such a……oh my God!...isn’t that your brother Brian changing his toddler’s crappy nappy on the wedding cake table? What a familycap!"

FAMILYCAP by Cornelius Button April 6, 2008

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familywatchdog.us

A website which allows you to see just how many piece of shit low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.

Mom: Honey, I was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and I found out that nice old Mr. Jones next door actually likes to fondle children.

Dad: Is that why he was so adamant about having Johnny over for popcicles?

familywatchdog.us by rrock January 6, 2009

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FailScape

Slang term for the MMORPG Runescape, after multi-way PvP killing was removed.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Runescape has gotten boring.
Guy 2: Runescape? More like Failscape these days.
Guy 1: Touche.

FailScape by Hardvolume February 26, 2008

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familyjacked

When a social network user posts something they find interesting/funny/etc with the intent to share it with friends, then all of their family comment on it instead, thus ruining the post.

"I posted this crazy youtube video on facebook.. but all my aunts familyjacked it.. damn"

familyjacked by neonarcade May 23, 2013

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FailScape

FailScape is the name for the game "RuneScape" after they removed the wild was taken out because of RWT(real world trading).

Dude don't get on FailScape, JaGex fucking ruined it.

FailScape by MooCoww March 21, 2008

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familymanchilde

familymanchilde is the best genshin impact tiktok person! they are so kind and they carry the genshin fandom omg (their also a minor and go by they/them so pls remember that)

i love familymanchilde, they have such amazing cosplays and have so many characters on genshin impact.

familymanchilde by bleeeeeeeeeeeeep December 1, 2021

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familycam

The camera that records your living area.

I can see you on the familycam...

familycam by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 28, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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