family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.

"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."

by Moggraider August 20, 2009

family planning

a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school

girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father

by phatmatt27 September 7, 2005

family planning

What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!

The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.

by Shrinmarie September 22, 2007

Manual Family Planning

Another term for "Pulling out"

1. Manual Family Planning at its best:

Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.

by Rafex June 11, 2006

natural family planning

Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.

"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."

by Krissy Johnson September 22, 2005