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Fapatience 

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.
"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"
Fapatience by Gbman33 September 29, 2012
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Fascience 

Jimmy, don't forget to take the fascience class Mrs. Smith teaches.
Fascience by fagaba February 8, 2015

factidence 

1. the feeling or belief that one can rely on a fact with firm trust:
2. is the idea of trusting the facts completely and inherently, even when there is chaos around you. It involves trusting that the fact is in control, and that you can do all things through your beliefs. It also means trusting that even difficult and painful things can work together for good, if you tune into your own personal beliefs within you.
I have factidence in this news station.
factidence by onepennytheory August 3, 2024

paitience 

A very sweet and loving girl but her attitude can be sharp. Paitience can also be a hard lover to her partner. She also is a very beautiful girl even when she thinks she isn’t. She is good to the people who surround her such as friends and family if they’re good her. I would want her to know she will always br loved no matter what happens. Also that she should push through the hard times because things may get better. Also that she is a very intelligent girl and that she should chase her dreams and never give up on herself. Also to always have faith in herself to keep going and trying her best at anything.
we all deserve a paitience in our life I love mine!
paitience by Mysterious>3 March 19, 2025

Paitience 

Paitience is a very beautiful, intelligent, and sweet girl who deserves the world even though she may be sweet her attitude is also sharp she’s a caring and thoughtful person who shows her love for you no matter what. She deserves so much love and there’s so much love that comes her way.
everyone deserves a paitience in there life!
Paitience by Mysterious>3 March 25, 2025
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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