fairy fu 

The kind of karate that fairies do. Most commonly it is done at random, ambush style, and results in the fairy taking advantage of the guy she attacks; however, she is never resisted and the guy loves it. Often is in the form of ridiculous karate chops and hi-yas. Can be flying or on the ground. Also can be done wearing fairy costumes.

Fairy- Watch out cause I am about to use my fairy fu and karate chop you!
Man- Oh fairy please don't. I would die if you had your way with me!
Fairy- Pow! Karate Chop Chop Chop! Now let me do what I want to you or I will fairy fu you again.
Man- Ok Fairy I submit.

fairy fu by Rachel the Fairy December 31, 2008

fairy fuck 

(in Boondock saints) a queer, a fag, a homo, a fudgepacker, gay, james winne

go suck a dick you fairy fuck

fairy fuck by Da iLe$t kHilLa July 30, 2006

Fairy fuck 

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.

Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.

Fairy fuck by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015

Fairy Fucker 

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer

1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!

Fairy Fucker by Barlow! January 3, 2009

Fairy Fucker 

A gay or Faggot..
A man who fuckes other men

"nick lathey is a fairy fucker" He needs to hand jessica off to someone who can raw dog that shit, Someone like me."

Fairy Fucker by James February 4, 2004

Fairy fuck dust 

It's like the word bullshit. When you do not agree with a situation and your gonna call bullshit on the situation at hand.

What kind of fairy fuck dust is this?

Person 1: Asks person 2 to buy something from the store which is a specific item.

Person 2: I got you that thing that you needed while I was shopping.

Person. 1: This is not what I asked for! What kinda fairy fuck dust is this?

Fairy fuck dust by HighMaintenance68 September 4, 2016

fairy fuck land

The place that you reside in when you are living in a state of denial.

Mary thinks that she is all that. However, if she came back from fairy fuck land for a little while, she would realize that she is frumpy and out of fashion.

fairy fuck land by Jennifer Chandler December 12, 2008