Definitions by HighMaintenance68
Irish-passing
A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.
She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.
Irish-passing by HighMaintenance68 March 17, 2023
Forgiftness
Forgiftness is the best gift of love and peace you can give to yourself to transcend your previous thoughts and emotions and evolve as a human. Forgiftness is the deliberate act of forgiveness toward others or yourself for the past and it is about letting go of a previous mindset. You are the one that benefits the most from this act of selflessness.
Forgiftness by HighMaintenance68 December 20, 2017
Ass Dip
When you fall into the toilet because someone, usually a man leaves the seat up. Woman in particular assume the toilet seat will be down and never look before they leap into the bowl.
Ass Dip by HighMaintenance68 October 9, 2016
Fairy fuck dust
It's like the word bullshit. When you do not agree with a situation and your gonna call bullshit on the situation at hand.
What kind of fairy fuck dust is this?
Person 1: Asks person 2 to buy something from the store which is a specific item.
Person 2: I got you that thing that you needed while I was shopping.
Person. 1: This is not what I asked for! What kinda fairy fuck dust is this?
Person 1: Asks person 2 to buy something from the store which is a specific item.
Person 2: I got you that thing that you needed while I was shopping.
Person. 1: This is not what I asked for! What kinda fairy fuck dust is this?
Fairy fuck dust by HighMaintenance68 September 4, 2016
Birdshit Beemer
When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.
Birdshit Beemer by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016
cantstoptexting
When you are addicted to staring at your phone waiting for a text response from someone so you can text back like a gunslinger at high noon you have an addiction called cantstoptexting.
Even at work i cantstoptexting my friends because we live in a society where it is uncool to disconnect from what's going on even for 5 minutes.
cantstoptexting by HighMaintenance68 May 2, 2016
happee
When a person or animal is so friggin excited, happy, joyful and elated that they lose bladder control and pee just a little.
My boyfriend makes me so happee!!!
happee by HighMaintenance68 April 30, 2016