Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.
See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!
by HighMaintenance68 May 03, 2016
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Irish-passing

A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.
She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.
by HighMaintenance68 March 17, 2023
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mustrash

When a mans mustache is not well groomed causing him to look like white trash or possibly homeless even though you can tell he can afford a razor to trim properly.
Person 1: Have you noticed Grizzly Adams in the corner.

Person 2: Yes I don't know what happened but he looks like complete mustrash.
by HighMaintenance68 January 19, 2016
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happee

When a person or animal is so friggin excited, happy, joyful and elated that they lose bladder control and pee just a little.
My boyfriend makes me so happee!!!
by HighMaintenance68 January 19, 2016
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Forgiftness

Forgiftness is the best gift of love and peace you can give to yourself to transcend your previous thoughts and emotions and evolve as a human. Forgiftness is the deliberate act of forgiveness toward others or yourself for the past and it is about letting go of a previous mindset. You are the one that benefits the most from this act of selflessness.
This holiday season I am giving myself the best gift of all, the gift of Forgiftness.
by HighMaintenance68 December 18, 2017
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cantstoptexting

When you are addicted to staring at your phone waiting for a text response from someone so you can text back like a gunslinger at high noon you have an addiction called cantstoptexting.
Even at work i cantstoptexting my friends because we live in a society where it is uncool to disconnect from what's going on even for 5 minutes.
by HighMaintenance68 January 21, 2016
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Fairy fuck dust

It's like the word bullshit. When you do not agree with a situation and your gonna call bullshit on the situation at hand.
What kind of fairy fuck dust is this?

Person 1: Asks person 2 to buy something from the store which is a specific item.

Person 2: I got you that thing that you needed while I was shopping.

Person. 1: This is not what I asked for! What kinda fairy fuck dust is this?
by HighMaintenance68 September 04, 2016
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