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fair suck of the sav 

An equal chance or share just like everyone else.

To be given a fair shake in life like anyone else.

Usually said when one person is hogging all the wealth.

Sav means saveloy or chipolata sausage or bright red cocktail sausage down under, usually served piping hot with toothpicks and accompanied by heaps of train crash.
eg: Kevin was second in line at the open bar, only to hear the bartender tell the guy in front that there were only 3 bottles of Coopers red ale left.
"Fair suck of the SAV, mate," he exclaimed, "what is this, a wedding or a funeral?"
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Fair Suck of the Sav 

Australian slang - exclamation of incredulity, as in 'You've got to be kidding'.
Man 1: "Pie and sauce thanks mate"

Man 2: "That'll be seven bucks"

Man 1: "Fair suck of the sav!"

a fair suck of the sav 

Hey mate, hows that new car going,

Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026