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Failroad Conductor 

A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.

A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.
Failroad Conductor by dubcaps February 8, 2009

Faceroids 

When you take out your rage on Facebook when you dont even know someone who left the comment, or the joke behind it. Only because you can hide behind your internet.
Jon:)"Did you see what that dude posted on Kari's facebook about her getting fired"

Kip) "Hell no but the douch is gonna get a word lashing from me. He doesnt know how Hard Core I am, I sit here all day chatting online with hot babes and training to be a cage fighter online. Thanks Rex kwan doe. I am sooo much cooler online."

Kip is on some serious faceroids

Failroad 

A failboat's land equivalent.

A failed organization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.

In extreme circumstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.

Pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd ridden the failroad enough this year.
Failroad by dubcaps February 8, 2009

Failroad 

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.
Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11

Failroad 

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.
Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11
Failroad by Super Dave's hotrod June 18, 2011

Failorida 

A certain peninsular state In America known as Florida which has gone downhill politically in many ways. The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. Widely known by it's inhabitants for political corruption.
Failorida: The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. The state is widely known by it's inhabitants and others for having serious political corruption.
Failorida by Danger Diabolik! November 14, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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