Quotebot

A person, pretending to be deep and philosophical. Quotebots are often seen philosophic verses, without actually understanding them. Quotebots rarely add anything valuable or personal to a conversation.
Guy1: why is guy3 posting “The darkest nights make the brightest stars” with a picture of him at the gym.
Guy2: “He’s a Quotebot, he thinks that this is deep.”
by whereismyshredder August 07, 2025
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Failfiction

A Term referring to a fictional work, most commonly self-published literature or fanfiction, that exhibits a high degree of narrative dysfunction. Failfiction is typically defined by its poor grammatical structure, excessive use of clichés, superficial character development, and a distorted or immature portrayal of interpersonal relationships. The term is often applied to works that appear to have been written by an inexperienced adolescent author with limited life experience, particularly regarding romance, emotional nuance, or literary coherence. The result is a text that evokes unintended humor, discomfort, or regret in the reader.
If it sounds like the dialogue is written by a 13 year old on Wattpad, you’ll likely have a failfiction on your hands.
Guy1: “Hey can you recommend me that one book with the love triangle.”

Guy2: “Absolutely not, that was total failfiction.”
by whereismyshredder August 07, 2025
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Crusader

A delusional, relentless, or miraculously successful person who continues to pursue a girl after she rejected him, and somehow ends up winning her over anyway.
Crusaders are usually male and very desperate for the girls attention some may call them simps.
Guy one: “Why are they together, I thought she rejected him.”
Guy two: “I guess he’s just a crusader.”
by whereismyshredder August 06, 2025
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